David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Randomize