there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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