Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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