i was rollin on her like bob the builder
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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