he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
Randomize