brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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