Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm lost and stupid without you.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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