You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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