I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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