Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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