By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Randomize
