well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
