thus making me awesome and them whores
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
