Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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