wake up i wanna do it froggy style
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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