Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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