doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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