i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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