Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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