Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Randomize
