I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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