Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
