yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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