Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
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