great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Randomize
