Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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