i think i have herpe
just one?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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