I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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