She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Fuck appropriateness.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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