So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
3 2 1 whiskey
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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