Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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