You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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