I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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