he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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