yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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