What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
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you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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