I think I died a long time ago.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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