My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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