I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I just found a bag of teeth...
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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