Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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