Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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