Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
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