Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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