She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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