the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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