does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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