woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Randomize
