Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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