Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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