Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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