I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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