so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
What happened?
New Orleans
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