we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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