A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I think my vagina is haunted
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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