how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Randomize
