Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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