Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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