she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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