she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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