this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
don't judge my taste in strippers
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Randomize
