What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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