she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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