i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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