i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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