Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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