i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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